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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly.
That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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