ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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