ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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