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Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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