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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
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- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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