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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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