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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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