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Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you.
It's not proud. It's given up. Even the bird has moved on.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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