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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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