ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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