ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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