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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment.
The candles are outnumbering the years you've got left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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