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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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