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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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