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You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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