ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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