ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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