ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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