ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Too close to call” means nobody knows.
It is said by people paid a lot to know.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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