ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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