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It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody knows your name.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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