ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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