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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
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