ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not broke.
You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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