ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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