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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you.
It's not proud. It's given up. Even the bird has moved on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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