ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move.
Your audience is very engaged. Just not with lifting a sofa.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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