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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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