ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise.
One of you will die first. It'll still be pending.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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