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You say "it's not that deep" a lot.
Your Notes app has 300 entries and every one of them is that deep.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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