ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Children are a blessing.
They're also why the remote is in the bin and your savings are in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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