ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something.
It landed. Enjoy that. It's the last thing this week that will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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