ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't skip leg day.
You skip every day. The legs know. The legs are keeping a list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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