ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "love deeply".
Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do his writers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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