ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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