ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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