ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The battle pass costs £9.99 a season.
Your childhood cost nothing and had better rewards.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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