ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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