ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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