ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "we move".
You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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