ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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