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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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