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MONDAY, 20 SEPTEMBER 2021
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
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