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SATURDAY, 4 SEPTEMBER 2021
You "work best under pressure".
You don't. You just only work under pressure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
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