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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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