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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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