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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Things will look better in the morning.
No. They'll just be better lit.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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