ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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