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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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