ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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